006: The Dead Milkmen

“You’ve got a Methodist Coloring Book / And you color really well / But don’t color outside the lines / Or God will send you to hell.” —The Dead Milkmen (Methodist Coloring Book)
“You’ve got a Methodist Coloring Book / And you color really well / But don’t color outside the lines / Or God will send you to hell.” —The Dead Milkmen (“Methodist Coloring Book”)

If so, He has too much time on his hands.

 

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