217: Dr. Emmett Brown

“The appropriate question is WHEN the hell are they.” —Dr. Emmett Brown in Back to the Future

Great Scott!

216: Charles Bukowski

“If you can only remain pure in your stupidity, someday you may get a phone call from hell.” —Charles Bukowski

Thankfully you have Caller I.D.

215: Harvey Washington

“With the young girls, you promise them heaven, they’ll follow you to hell.” —Harvey Washington, convicted pimp

Just like many preachers. Teach your girls better.