227: Robert Ingersoll

“My principal objections to orthodox religion are two: slavery here and hell hereafter.” —Robert Ingersoll

The rest of his Top 10 are also compelling.

226: Patsy Cline

“Here’s to those who wish us well and those who don’t can go to hell.” —Patsy Cline

My new toast.

225: Antonin Artaud

“No one has ever written, painted, sculpted, modeled, built, or invented except literally to get out of hell.” —Antonin Artaud

Nah: I got out of hell free!