216: Charles Bukowski

“If you can only remain pure in your stupidity, someday you may get a phone call from hell.” —Charles Bukowski

Thankfully you have Caller I.D.

215: Harvey Washington

“With the young girls, you promise them heaven, they’ll follow you to hell.” —Harvey Washington, convicted pimp

Just like many preachers. Teach your girls better.

214: Pinhead

“Your suffering will be legendary, even in Hell.” —Pinhead in Hellbound: Hellraiser II

Eh: he’s just a Pinhead.