270: Byron

“No ear can hear nor tongue can tell the tortures of the inward hell!” —Byron

But it doesn’t keep them from trying.

269: Hitler

“Through clever and constant application of propaganda, people can be made to see paradise as hell, and the other way round.” —Hitler

That was his plan, anyway, but he ended up on fire in a pit …which is most people’s vision of hell.

268: Traditional Irish toast

“May the devil make a ladder of your backbone while he is picking apples in the garden of Hell.” —Traditional Irish toast

Yeah, but they made it up while drunk.