260: H.L. Mencken

“Every man is his own hell.” —H.L. Mencken

See? It was there all along.

259: Marvin Gaye

“Detroit turned out to be heaven, but it also turned out to be hell.” —Marvin Gaye

Could be worse: see the previous meme.

258: Phil Sheridan

“If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell.” —General Phil Sheridan

It seems that everyone knows which is better for the long run.