300: Randy Cassingham

“If you want to understand politics, study hell.” —Randy Cassingham

And, obviously, vice versa.

299: Dorothy Parker

“What fresh hell can this be?” —Dorothy Parker

What she said when her doorbell rang (not, as often misquoted, “What fresh hell is this?”)

298: Brian Clark

“The shortest distance between two points is through Hell.” —Brian Clark

That’s only because that’s where one usually starts their journey.