060: Homer Simpson

“I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to hell?” —Homer Simpson
“I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to hell?” —Homer Simpson

Indeed: go home and fire up the grill.

059: Tom Robbins

“Heaven is living in your hopes and hell is living in your fears.” —Tom Robbins
“Heaven is living in your hopes and hell is living in your fears.” —Tom Robbins

The ones pushing fear? Devils.

058: Shakespeare

“Now the devil that told me I did well / Says that this deed is chronicled in hell.” —Shakespeare (Richard II)
“Now the devil that told me I did well / Says that this deed is chronicled in hell.” —Shakespeare (Richard II)

Yes: plenty of auditors there.