065: William Brann

“A heretic, my dear sir, is a fellow who disagrees with you regarding something neither of you knows anything about.” —William Brann
“A heretic, my dear sir, is a fellow who disagrees with you regarding something neither of you knows anything about.” —William Brann

Point goes to the heretic.

064: Traditional

“When you die you go to heaven. Until then, welcome to hell!” —Traditional greeting to Swedish Army recruits
“When you die you go to heaven. Until then, welcome to hell!” —Traditional greeting to Swedish Army recruits

And they aren’t too sure about the heaven part.

063: Samuel Butler

“It must be remembered that we have only heard one side of the case. God has written all the books.” —Samuel Butler
“It must be remembered that we have only heard one side of the case. God has written all the books.” —Samuel Butler

Actually, no: He used ghost writers.