064: Traditional

“When you die you go to heaven. Until then, welcome to hell!” —Traditional greeting to Swedish Army recruits
“When you die you go to heaven. Until then, welcome to hell!” —Traditional greeting to Swedish Army recruits

And they aren’t too sure about the heaven part.

063: Samuel Butler

“It must be remembered that we have only heard one side of the case. God has written all the books.” —Samuel Butler
“It must be remembered that we have only heard one side of the case. God has written all the books.” —Samuel Butler

Actually, no: He used ghost writers.

062: Byron

“I cannot help thinking that the menace of Hell makes as many devils as the severe penal codes of inhuman humanity make villains.” —Byron
“I cannot help thinking that the menace of Hell makes as many devils as the severe penal codes of inhuman humanity make villains.” —Byron

Hmm, and what country has the highest incarceration rate? Hmm.