008: Milton

“Better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven.” —Milton (Paradise Lost)
“Better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven.” —Milton (Paradise Lost)

Don’t be afraid of being of service.

007: Unknown

“Hell is a place where the motorists are French, the policemen are German, and the cooks are English.” —Unknown
“Hell is a place where the motorists are French, the policemen are German, and the cooks are English.” —Unknown

And cell service is AT&T.

006: The Dead Milkmen

“You’ve got a Methodist Coloring Book / And you color really well / But don’t color outside the lines / Or God will send you to hell.” —The Dead Milkmen (Methodist Coloring Book)
“You’ve got a Methodist Coloring Book / And you color really well / But don’t color outside the lines / Or God will send you to hell.” —The Dead Milkmen (“Methodist Coloring Book”)

If so, He has too much time on his hands.