007: Unknown

“Hell is a place where the motorists are French, the policemen are German, and the cooks are English.” —Unknown
“Hell is a place where the motorists are French, the policemen are German, and the cooks are English.” —Unknown

And cell service is AT&T.

006: The Dead Milkmen

“You’ve got a Methodist Coloring Book / And you color really well / But don’t color outside the lines / Or God will send you to hell.” —The Dead Milkmen (Methodist Coloring Book)
“You’ve got a Methodist Coloring Book / And you color really well / But don’t color outside the lines / Or God will send you to hell.” —The Dead Milkmen (“Methodist Coloring Book”)

If so, He has too much time on his hands.

005: Shakespeare

“Hell is empty and all the devils are here.” —Shakespeare (The Tempest)
“Hell is empty and all the devils are here.” —Shakespeare (The Tempest)

Not just all around you, but within you since you create them.