009: Victor Hugo

“Hell is an outrage on humanity. When you tell me that your deity made you in his image, I reply that he must have been very ugly.” —Victor Hugo
“Hell is an outrage on humanity. When you tell me that your deity made you in his image, I reply that he must have been very ugly.” —Victor Hugo

Nah: we made our deity in our own image.

008: Milton

“Better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven.” —Milton (Paradise Lost)
“Better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven.” —Milton (Paradise Lost)

Don’t be afraid of being of service.

007: Unknown

“Hell is a place where the motorists are French, the policemen are German, and the cooks are English.” —Unknown
“Hell is a place where the motorists are French, the policemen are German, and the cooks are English.” —Unknown

And cell service is AT&T.